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the muppet show…

 

so it seems some very intelligent person[s] broke into the garage [one assumes] last night. Today passing by there appeared to be attempts to start a fire at the door of the shop and a decent sized hole big enough for someone to stoop through, in one of the windows.

I maybe a very an old man and im no [...]

im off to the jacks

 

ballygoboghole

so the lads managed to pull it out. they managed to pull the feckin thing out of that socket stuck to the rear of there splleens.

what on earth where ye pair at. cat farking and spluttering down there in that sheebeen like too gobdahs. just bsceause you pair did nuttin for janie knows [...]

happy new year??

 

ive not been well again. happy new year my arse. happy Christmas? not for me. the grandkids were sqaushing cake into the carpet singing jingle bells and that stuff and the other one wanting kisses under the missletoe. happy? i dont think so. whats happy about that?

i didnt go near the pub. i dont want [...]

recession my arse

 

i feckin have

people say theres a recession. I say my arse there is. I get my pension. What do I care. I get my coal dropped around to me as well at Christmas time. Houses aren’t selling? What do I care. I have my house. You builders were too greedy anyway. So your houses [...]

who am i…? who the feck are you?

 

already open for business

i hear people snooping around asking who i am. who cares? i heard about ye were talking in kettles. thats the problem with this town there is no problem. i saw you playing guitar agin mc mahon in the inn. the new rolestown inn. know sometthing? you’re still shite. you play [...]

bally-go-backwards

 

me pension

none of ye wondered where i was. none of ye? i wasn’t well. Why? well its none of your busines now. and in the meanwhile the two gobshites kept at it. I told you before mcmachon yor an eejit. A big one. as for the famous landscaper… well you knoew what you [...]

What an ass

 

I’ve not been well recently. Not all. I’ve been sick. Shut it McMahon before you start coming out with your smart-arsed comments. And that other gobshite Darren about my mobile phone. I dont have one. You are right. I dont want one. I’d probably have to talk to some gobshite like you. You know Donegan. [...]

Things I hate…. getting upset over things like this

 

I really get upset over things like this. Someone knows who did it and this is my village too. This is not funny. I dont have a mobile phone.  someone broked this and now Im sad because of it. You wont be ashamed. Dont matter of your age. You have parents. They shoud be ashamed. [...]

Ballyboughal – the rules of the feckin road

 

so ye moved to ballyboughal. Good man yourself. But why do ye drive right up the middle of a country road like a bull behind the wheel of a flippin’ army tank. Do you know how wide the road is? Do you see anything outside of that rearview mirror you use for doing your face [...]

Hire a car from Budget Car Hire?

 

I just read donegans post on Budget car in Cork Airport. [read it or the rest means shite to you]. I told you before Donegan. You didn’t listen. Budget my arse. You’d need some budget at that rate. McMahon was right. Who’d go with you anyway. You should have stayed in Connors [...]