I maybe a very an old man and im no thick [...]]]> so it seems some very intelligent person[s] broke into the garage [one assumes] last night. Today passing by there appeared to be attempts to start a fire at the door of the shop and a decent sized hole big enough for someone to stoop through, in one of the windows.

I maybe a very an old man and im no thick but…. here’s a little logic for intending thieves…?  Unless that is you were being held captive by the some of the taliban near ballyboughal and they wanted mace branded food stuffs only or your life….. in which case your smarter than I believe.

1. This is Ballyboughal. 
2. Its got quiet a small populus.
3. The houses are far apart.
4. The shop isn’t the cheapest so people only [usually] by the essentials there
5. People own credit cards nowadays.
6. People usually do the ‘big shop’ in a supermarket
7. ….on a Saturday [ask your Mom]
8. use a calculator if you wish…. there wouldnt be much money there

So what did you achieve…. assuming that the shop is probably insured and the window will be fixed, of course…. 

1. some people have no job to go to today and wont get paid
2. people need to work to feed their family
3. some people have no cars or are older and *really need to use that shop
4. you made others wonder if the taliban are living in caves near ballyboughal
5. those people realise there are no caves near ballyboughal as logically there’s no coastline here and so the taliban are more likely to go to galway and this would be too long of a journey
6. you made people realise that maybe you should have read points 1-8 above and armed with that information and an etch a sketch you really didn’t get a whole lot apart from a bad nights sleep

now for something a little more entertaining….

so the lads managed to pull it out. they managed to pull the feckin thing out of that socket stuck to the rear of there splleens.

what on earth where ye pair at. cat farking and spluttering down there in that sheebeen like too gobdahs. just bsceause you pair did nuttin for janie knows how [...]]]>

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so the lads managed to pull it out. they managed to pull the feckin thing out of that socket stuck to the rear of there splleens.

what on earth where ye pair at. cat farking and spluttering down there in that sheebeen like too gobdahs. just bsceause you pair did nuttin for janie knows how long im supposed to be lyina under a good bag of top soil. and what the feck would you know donegal about that? nutting. hanging around town on a scooter with that excuse fo a guitar player aido or adrian. adrian is a girls name and thats exactly what you pair are a pair of girls.yoyu own a girls scooter dont ye mcmahon. gobshites

well stuff you too the pare of ye and all the letters that you can fit in your letterbox and your lisbon vote and your chips and your feckin cars and that up there picture thats what i think of the pare of ye.and whens those somputer courses soming back to the village in that caravan.my legs are stilla bit sore thats right donegal if they werent i kick you in the hole ye girl gobshite.

what day is it. the house is getting a bit cold. need to go up to kettles where they havent a fire anymore. not a real one. i need to buy some coal. i need me pension. i need a drink. and some toilet rolls.

i didnt go near the pub. i dont want to. [...]]]> ive not been well again. happy new year my arse. happy Christmas? not for me. the grandkids were sqaushing cake into the carpet singing jingle bells and that stuff and the other one wanting kisses under the missletoe. happy? i dont think so. whats happy about that?

i didnt go near the pub. i dont want to. why would i. the pub. i rather play monolopy. thats what they have a monolopy. i wanted to go to kettles this week but im told the music is cancelled on a thursday there now. shut up mcmahon thats just anpother excuse not to have to hear you play that girlzone crap on the guitar. so whats happy?

its freezing. my legs are sore. maybe i’m just tired. Sure maybe im still tired of listening to that gardener fella harping on about how e loves trees so much. happy? my arse

but maybe things are looking up. i saw the hairdressers opened opposite the monolopy. i never liked barbers much. full of old men babbling on about shite i might go up and get my hair done. the ladies might make me a cup of tea and a bisciut. Id like that very much. of course i need my oap discount. do they do that?

and while im here. 2fm. ii get my tv and radio licence free. i paid my taxes long enough. give me back rick o’ shea. happy Christmas to you too ye feckin shower. I liked him. i wonder do they have a radio in the hairdressers.

people say theres a recession. I say my arse there is. I get my pension. What do I care. I get my coal dropped around to me as well at Christmas time. Houses aren’t selling? What do I care. I have my house. You builders were too greedy anyway. So your houses wont [...]]]>

i feckin have

people say theres a recession. I say my arse there is. I get my pension. What do I care. I get my coal dropped around to me as well at Christmas time. Houses aren’t selling? What do I care. I have my house. You builders were too greedy anyway. So your houses wont sell. Here’s a tip. Stop asking for so much money. You boys did for years. Drove prices through the roof so ye did. Now prices have come down. What do I care. I have my house and Im not moving anywhere. Years ago people were saying to me your house and that bit of lad is worth so much money. Says who? McMahon? I only get the millions if I sell it. And where will I live in another house in Ballyboughal that I cant afford? How about I move in with you Mc Mahon? How would you like that?

Recession my arse. I see you were in the pub Mc Mahon. I didn’t see you in there. I just read your piece on this website. What do I care. I’m not going in there. I’m not going out. I’ve not been well again. It’s been cold. At least I don’t have to look a your mug. Recession my arse.  I told you before Mc Mhon I don’t like you. I am old man. I’m a very old man. I dont have to like you. People ask me why I m not going out anymore. I tell them ‘theres a recession going on, did you not hear about it?’ Is there really. No. I get my medical card.

People in this place are obseessed with money and big houses. People say recession. I say my arse. How many houses are being built in ballyboughal?And what did they do to the pub Mc Mahon. A lick of paint and a bit of new carpet from Des Kelly you say! And the whole town goes mentel. Heres a tip for ye. Go to Kettles. They flattened the place and rebuilt it. Maths? Did it you do it?. I’m nt going to kettles. Not for a while. I heard Donegan was there playing guitar. I didnt hear you there McMahon. Shut up Donegan I dont like you either. You should stick to gardens. Instead of playing that claptrap you call music.

Everybodys out. Everybodys building. This town has changed. Recession? Park outside the school and count the old bangers of cars – how many did you see. Recession my arse.

i hear people snooping around asking who i am. who cares? i heard about ye were talking in kettles. thats the problem with this town there is no problem. i saw you playing guitar agin mc mahon in the inn. the new rolestown inn. know sometthing? you’re still shite. you play all [...]]]>

already open for business

i hear people snooping around asking who i am. who cares? i heard about ye were talking in kettles. thats the problem with this town there is no problem. i saw you playing guitar agin mc mahon in the inn. the new rolestown inn. know sometthing? you’re still shite. you play all those high fetched girls songs that no one ever heard of. At least donegan plays stuff we all know. Do not get me started on or any of the rest of that shower of feckwits.

You think you’re great doegan don’t you? well you’re not. I told you before you’re an eejit too. Not like that moreon aido, adrian. Adrian is a girls name. sponsoring web awards you were? with some othere eejits. so you managed to get out of ballygo-shitehole did ye? and now you’re going to go back to the same hole where it all started. Connors. I saw the sign. I saw it. opening soon? it says. well you wont see me there. You wont fecking see me there i say. For what to listen to shite. your shite. There’s only one thing worse than seeing you play guitar on a thursday and thats haing to sit closer to you in a shitehole of a small house thats calle a pub because theres no other choice listenen to people talkin shite about who did who and what not.

learn how to drive in my village first. get rid of that shaggin building they call a pub. get a girlfriend. get a life and get the blazes out of here while ye still have legs and while your at it. leave me alone. if i wanted ye to know who i was i’d tell you. i dont want to talk to you. i dont want you to talk about me. i’m not going into connors. maybe if ye two weren’t such feckless eejits. find something else to talk about. Now that yellow pub is opening your probably stuck for converstation? Heres something for ye to be chirping on about. eejits. at least my toilets work. think about that one next time you sit down in connors. i’m sticking too myself.

none of ye wondered where i was. none of ye? i wasn’t well. Why? well its none of your busines now. and in the meanwhile the two gobshites kept at it. I told you before mcmachon yor an eejit. A big one. as for the famous landscaper… well you knoew what you can [...]]]>

me pension

none of ye wondered where i was. none of ye? i wasn’t well. Why? well its none of your busines now. and in the meanwhile the two gobshites kept at it. I told you before mcmachon yor an eejit. A big one. as for the famous landscaper… well you knoew what you can kiss? or maybe you dont. who cares.

I hear ye asking what is there to do in this town of the roadworks named bally go backwrasd? Did anyone answer you? peoples here don’t give a donuts about this place…. other wise theyd have leave a comment???

i also hear the pub is opening? is it now. well we will see. i’m not going into it. ever. the jacks is broken anyhow so why should I. And its smelly. Maybe it wont be be when it done up.

bally go backwards

Never mind that – those little gits were smashing up cars again in ballyboughil. I wish i knew their parents. smash up the call box, smash the window on the pub.. theres nothing left in the town to smash. How about i get the cavalry from one of my old John Wayne black and white VHS’s and we’ll go and do that mularky outside your house and to your window and your phone. i might be old and grumpy but your thick gobshites.

I’ve not been well recently. Not all. I’ve been sick. Shut it McMahon before you start coming out with your smart-arsed comments. And that other gobshite Darren about my mobile phone. I dont have one. You are right. I dont want one. I’d probably have to talk to some gobshite like you. You know Donegan. You [...]]]>

I’ve not been well recently. Not all. I’ve been sick. Shut it McMahon before you start coming out with your smart-arsed comments. And that other gobshite Darren about my mobile phone. I dont have one. You are right. I dont want one. I’d probably have to talk to some gobshite like you. You know Donegan. You get stuffed too. About as intelligent as an empty barell of Smithwicks. Yes the three of youse.

I couldnt call anyone. People did call. To do shite to my house. The work would have been shite. Some other gobshite dumped crap outside my driveway. I don’t like them people. If they’d ask I’d have told them were Mcmahon lives they could have dumped it there. They did nt ask. What an ass.

Im going to kettles on friday. for a pint on my own. i dont want to. what can i do. i heard you were there mcmahon with your electricution brother. I dont mind him. Hes a gobshite too. Not like you three. Total gobshites. I hope i dont see you there. they have a badge in the door window. It says sky sports. I wish football was playing. I wouldnt have to listen to your shite. you dont listen to me. what an ass.