people say theres a recession. I say my arse there is. I get my pension. What do I care. I get my coal dropped around to me as well at Christmas time. Houses aren’t selling? What do I care. I have my house. You builders were too greedy anyway. So your houses wont [...]]]>

i feckin have

people say theres a recession. I say my arse there is. I get my pension. What do I care. I get my coal dropped around to me as well at Christmas time. Houses aren’t selling? What do I care. I have my house. You builders were too greedy anyway. So your houses wont sell. Here’s a tip. Stop asking for so much money. You boys did for years. Drove prices through the roof so ye did. Now prices have come down. What do I care. I have my house and Im not moving anywhere. Years ago people were saying to me your house and that bit of lad is worth so much money. Says who? McMahon? I only get the millions if I sell it. And where will I live in another house in Ballyboughal that I cant afford? How about I move in with you Mc Mahon? How would you like that?

Recession my arse. I see you were in the pub Mc Mahon. I didn’t see you in there. I just read your piece on this website. What do I care. I’m not going in there. I’m not going out. I’ve not been well again. It’s been cold. At least I don’t have to look a your mug. Recession my arse.  I told you before Mc Mhon I don’t like you. I am old man. I’m a very old man. I dont have to like you. People ask me why I m not going out anymore. I tell them ‘theres a recession going on, did you not hear about it?’ Is there really. No. I get my medical card.

People in this place are obseessed with money and big houses. People say recession. I say my arse. How many houses are being built in ballyboughal?And what did they do to the pub Mc Mahon. A lick of paint and a bit of new carpet from Des Kelly you say! And the whole town goes mentel. Heres a tip for ye. Go to Kettles. They flattened the place and rebuilt it. Maths? Did it you do it?. I’m nt going to kettles. Not for a while. I heard Donegan was there playing guitar. I didnt hear you there McMahon. Shut up Donegan I dont like you either. You should stick to gardens. Instead of playing that claptrap you call music.

Everybodys out. Everybodys building. This town has changed. Recession? Park outside the school and count the old bangers of cars – how many did you see. Recession my arse.

i hear people snooping around asking who i am. who cares? i heard about ye were talking in kettles. thats the problem with this town there is no problem. i saw you playing guitar agin mc mahon in the inn. the new rolestown inn. know sometthing? you’re still shite. you play all [...]]]>

already open for business

i hear people snooping around asking who i am. who cares? i heard about ye were talking in kettles. thats the problem with this town there is no problem. i saw you playing guitar agin mc mahon in the inn. the new rolestown inn. know sometthing? you’re still shite. you play all those high fetched girls songs that no one ever heard of. At least donegan plays stuff we all know. Do not get me started on or any of the rest of that shower of feckwits.

You think you’re great doegan don’t you? well you’re not. I told you before you’re an eejit too. Not like that moreon aido, adrian. Adrian is a girls name. sponsoring web awards you were? with some othere eejits. so you managed to get out of ballygo-shitehole did ye? and now you’re going to go back to the same hole where it all started. Connors. I saw the sign. I saw it. opening soon? it says. well you wont see me there. You wont fecking see me there i say. For what to listen to shite. your shite. There’s only one thing worse than seeing you play guitar on a thursday and thats haing to sit closer to you in a shitehole of a small house thats calle a pub because theres no other choice listenen to people talkin shite about who did who and what not.

learn how to drive in my village first. get rid of that shaggin building they call a pub. get a girlfriend. get a life and get the blazes out of here while ye still have legs and while your at it. leave me alone. if i wanted ye to know who i was i’d tell you. i dont want to talk to you. i dont want you to talk about me. i’m not going into connors. maybe if ye two weren’t such feckless eejits. find something else to talk about. Now that yellow pub is opening your probably stuck for converstation? Heres something for ye to be chirping on about. eejits. at least my toilets work. think about that one next time you sit down in connors. i’m sticking too myself.

none of ye wondered where i was. none of ye? i wasn’t well. Why? well its none of your busines now. and in the meanwhile the two gobshites kept at it. I told you before mcmachon yor an eejit. A big one. as for the famous landscaper… well you knoew what you can [...]]]>

me pension

none of ye wondered where i was. none of ye? i wasn’t well. Why? well its none of your busines now. and in the meanwhile the two gobshites kept at it. I told you before mcmachon yor an eejit. A big one. as for the famous landscaper… well you knoew what you can kiss? or maybe you dont. who cares.

I hear ye asking what is there to do in this town of the roadworks named bally go backwrasd? Did anyone answer you? peoples here don’t give a donuts about this place…. other wise theyd have leave a comment???

i also hear the pub is opening? is it now. well we will see. i’m not going into it. ever. the jacks is broken anyhow so why should I. And its smelly. Maybe it wont be be when it done up.

bally go backwards

Never mind that – those little gits were smashing up cars again in ballyboughil. I wish i knew their parents. smash up the call box, smash the window on the pub.. theres nothing left in the town to smash. How about i get the cavalry from one of my old John Wayne black and white VHS’s and we’ll go and do that mularky outside your house and to your window and your phone. i might be old and grumpy but your thick gobshites.